mikaulsuicide

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"Maybe your army comes and maybe it’s too much for us but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it." - Tony Stark, The Avengers

And a *Bonus* (in keeping with Marvel tradition) -

Hope everyone enjoys these as much as I do - they took long enough to make. But they’re finally finished - hey, let’s celebrate with some sleep! Good evening, all. :)

My life? Screw it
with a drunk bitch like what the fuck are we doin?
We’re kissin, I’m wheezin, it’s time to play Tetris
I play piano, jack off, I’m anorexic
I’m fuckin asthmatic, my records problematic
Talkin to myself because my therapist done had it
All the racial slurs from the wipsters playin from Lenny Kravitz
Love locked down like I am some sort of faggot
but I’m not in the first place
Waiting on my dad to say hi on my birthday
Cause Jesus wouldn’t even be my friend on Church Day
I plan on gettin back ”[edited out]” the worst way (bitch!)
In the jungle, I planned on the keeper
Inside of the cage cause I’m a motherfuckin zebra
Obama’s in office, niggaz get job like teachers
Lookin at retarded kids screamin out “Fuck slob Jesus”

“[Tyler, the Creator]”
I make music for a reason
Didn’t vote Obama so you can charge me with treason
Year round asshole, the fuck you season
The flu, I’m sick, that’s why everybody sneezin (ACHOO!)
I’m always cheesin, smile for a reason
Fuck as I fuck you, I’m always teasin
My daughter need milk and a quilt
so I’m sellin the the haze for six bucks, cause she always sneezin
Some people need drugs, some people need dubs
on they car note to go to the club
But really, really, really
All I need deep down… is a hug.